One Separatist at a Time (Whack, whack)

Jean Chrétien, Prime Minister of Canada:

Whack whack and the guy went down,

And everybody is wondering "why?"

How come, Jean Chrétien decide to,

Get himself into a fight?

Well, that was the secret plan,

For keeping Mr. Bouchard in line.

I'll knock the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

No more Meech Lake Accords,

No Charlottetown Referendums,

Distinct Society,

We will not give it to the sovereigntist bums.

Right now, the only way,

To send the Parti Quebecquois a sign,

Is to knock, knock the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

Backup Singer:

No more vetos

No tip tip toeing around

He knows judo

He'll knock you to the ground

Chrétien:

'Cause I'm fed up with the separatists,

And their whines, so I'll just

Knock, knock the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

No votes in the Parliament,

Canadians are sick of it all.

No more real close calls like what,

Happened to us just last fall.

It's time for fisty cuffs,

To save us from this terrible bind.

I'll knock the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

Backup Singer:

No more vetos

No tip tip toeing around

He knows judo

He'll knock you to the ground

Chrétien:

'Cause I'm fed up with the separatists,

And their whines, so I'll,

Knock, knock the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

That's why I start to fight,

When I am wandering into the throngs.

Get violence off TV,

And back in politics, where it belongs.

We need some fists of steel,

And fisty cuffs are where I will shine.

I'm gonna [hitting sound] the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

Chrétien and Backup Singer: Whack, whack, he knocked him down,

Watch out for the little guy.

Knock, knock the PQ down,

One Separatist at a time.

Chrétien: Sock! Pow!

Written and Performed by Bob Robertson and Linda Cullen

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