I saw Geraint Wyn Davies’ Bottom, and it was fantastic! You should see it too. Where else are you going to see such a fine ass? His Bottom has entertained hundreds of people in a night, and I was among them. It was worth every cent.

So get yourself to the Stratford Shakespeare Festival and see A Midsummer Night’s Dream before it closes on October 30, 2009. Not only is it an opportunity to see the magnificent Geraint Wyn Davies, it is an opportunity to make jokes about his Bottom.